saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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