The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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