For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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