fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am available for nakedness
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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