Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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