Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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