Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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