friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It's never too late to be topless.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We need to get me chipped asap
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Randomize
