Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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