FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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