I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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