i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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