After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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