Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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