He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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