When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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