i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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