If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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