Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
God I need to hump something, right now.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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