I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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