Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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