Kiss
Puke
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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