STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
