Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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