Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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