love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Even my vagina gasped.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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