Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
