not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
