He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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