Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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