You surviving the open bar?
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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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