Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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