I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she woke up with a sticky ear
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Alive.
So much puke
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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