Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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