He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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