Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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