His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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