I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize