I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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