I can't watch pbs sober anymore
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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