please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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