If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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