Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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