Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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