I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
