The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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