can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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