"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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