Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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