no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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