Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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