I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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