just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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