Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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