So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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