No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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